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Articles and Tips - Top 10 Ways To Lose in a Casino
Are you feeling
guilty about taking the casinos' money? Are you uncomfortable
carrying all that disposable cash? Are you tired of not having to
borrow gas money from friends and family? Is being financially
solvent just too complicated to deal with?...Here's help.
Listed below are the
top ten pre-tested, guaranteed, sure-fire ways to break that nasty
winning streak. Simply follow one or more of these ten guidelines
the next time you visit a casino and everyone will be feeling sorry
for you in no time at all. You'll not only be getting all that 'tsk-tsk'
sympathy you've been missing, you'll also have that strange warm
feeling of cleanliness pouring over you like hot syrup.....You know
the 'clean' feeling we're talking about; - the one that comes only
from going broke. It's a special feeling reserved for those gamblers
with a genuine deep-seated (but sometimes unconscious) need to
lose...After all, why do you think losers say such things as,
"I've been cleaned out," or "They took me to the
cleaners," or "I took a bath," or "I was wiped
out?"
No, these ten ways
aren't the only good ways to lose. There are plenty of others. But
if you stick with only these ten, you won't need a longer list.
Trust me.
1.
Always bet more than you can afford to lose. This might
be the best way of all to get rid of unwanted assets. Gamble with
the rent money, or with the alimony payment, or the grocery money,
or the car payment. By betting more than you can afford to lose, you
figure to have that solvency monkey off your back in no time. It's
hard to keep winning when all you can think about is whether or not
you'll have a roof over your head next week.
2.
Keep increasing the sizes of your bets. Regard the size
of your next bet as a pry bar, either to get even after a losing
streak or to 'push' a winning streak. Changing the size of your bets
constitutes using a progressive betting system - whether or not such
changes in your bet size have been carefully pre-planned - and
progressive betting systems are wonderfully effective at unloading
unwanted cash. Consider doubling up after a losing day in order to
get even, or why not double up after a winning day?
3.
Always bet according to your hunches. Betting according
to hunches is a real nifty short-cut to Tap City. If you feel like
you're 'due' a blackjack even though you've seen a lot of aces
dealt, increase the size of your bets. Or if you get a hunch that a
particular slot machine is ready to pay out, load up with coins and
don't let anyone stop you from playing until that sucker hits. After
all, you remember that time you had a hunch and it came true, don't
you?
4.
If you're a craps player, be sure to make lots of exotic bets.
Anybody will win now and then at craps if they bet only on 'pass'
and 'don't pass' or those other low-percentage cowardly
propositions. Those sissy bets don't have nearly enough odds against
you. If you're trying to get rid of cash, always take the longshot
bets at craps, such as hard ways or the field or any craps, etc...
5.
Whenever you gamble, be tired, drink up, and flirt like crazy.
Breaking this rule could be one of the reasons you've been
winning in the first place. How can you expect to lose if you're
alert and paying attention? Always stay up too late, drink plenty of
booze, and try to get a date with the dealer or with another player
at your table; - that's just good common sense.
6.
Play lots of keno, lotteries and/or Big Six. One reason
you may have been winning is that you haven't been battling big
enough odds. When you're trying to go broke, unfair odds can be a
big help. Play plenty of keno, lotteries, Big Six (also called 'The
Big Wheel'), and certain other big-payoff games. With their
overwhelming odds going against you, these games should be a big
part of your repertoire.
7.
Play games you know nothing about. Never read books or
articles by experts about how to play certain games before you
gamble. That's for whooses. Always learn new games while you're
actually playing them with real money. Never practice beforehand at
home. Otherwise you might accidentally learn something profitable.
8.
Always be sure to impress people with the size of your bets. Members
of the opposite sex are really attracted to people who lose vast
amounts of money. Big losers look very sexy...And don't forget, the
more you lose, the more comps you're likely to get from the casino.
It's important to impress the pit bosses with your big losses. It's
a great way to get a free buffet.
9.
Consider winning or losing as a direct test of your self worth.
Remember, only a wimp quits gambling during a losing streak.
Real men and women keep betting until they either win big or go
broke. You don't want to be a wimp, do you? Keep betting. Get mad if
you have to.
10.
Act on superstition. If superstition can't cure your
solvency problem, your winning streak may be tougher to overcome
than I thought. If you win because you're playing at your lucky
blackjack table, or because the dice are green and green is your
lucky color, or because you're wearing your lucky panties or jockey
shorts - or whatever - your problem of solvency might require
especially intense attention. You might have to apply more than one
of these ten guidelines at the same time.
If these ten
guidelines fail to unload your unwanted cash, you'd better resign
yourself to being the luckiest son-of-a-gun on the planet...I'm
afraid you'll just have to live with it.
J. R. Miller was
featured in The NEW YORK TIMES, Business Section, November, 1997, as
one of this nation's top two sports handicappers. He wrote
the best selling book of it's kind, HOW PROFESSIONAL GAMBLERS BEAT
THE PRO FOOTBALL POINTSPREAD, and he edits PROFESSIONAL GAMBLER
Newsletter. Both the book and newsletter are available on the web at
http://www.professionalgambler.com